7 Tips for Vampire Survival: Flossing Is a Given

Vampire Info…will i ever write a vampire book…hummm

Legends of Windemere

Selene from Underworld

Vampire society sure has a lot of rules and a lot of those tend to revolve around obeying the older ones.  They usually result in destruction if broken too, which doesn’t really help if you’re trying to survive the daily grind.  Knowing which knee to bow on when the royal heir to the throne of some place you’ve never been to won’t protect you from hunters.  By the way, it’s the right in the Northern Hemisphere and the left in the Southern, which is why so many vampires get killed on the equator.  Anyway, lets go over a list of practical rules to keep your head on your shoulders.

  1. For the love of Vlad, don’t perch on rooftops at night.  There’s no reason for this because most of the food is at street level.  Attacking someone on their balcony or in their apartment is possible, but it’s…

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